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James Bond

Organized by Bond actor, in descending order from the one I wrote most about to the ones with fewer.

Brosnan

Series: Throw my better self overboard, shoot at him when he comes up for air

A few short fics exploring what the Bond/Trevelyan relationship might have been like pre-Goldeneye.

Like someone who's found a small town to escape to keeps one eye on his abandoned former self (1652 words)
  • James Bond/Alec Trevelyan
  • Rated E
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsAnal Sex, Showers, Rough Sex

A pair of secret agents let off some steam

Laughing in retrospect at the author's note of the above that claimed I wasn't really interested in James Bond and was only going to write this one fic.

Refugee from a disco in old East Berlin (624 words)
  • James Bond/Alec Trevelyan
  • Rated M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsNon-Explicit Sex, Threesome - F/M/M, Alcohol, Smoking

"You know, James and I shared everything. Absolutely everything."

I felt so desperate in your arms (1159 words)
  • James Bond/Alec Trevelyan
  • Rated E
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsBiting, Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Angst

Alec Trevelyan struggles with mixed feelings on the eve of the mission that will change everything

Series: Moneypenny Gets Lucky

She's my favourite character and she deserves to get some if she wants to.

Vodka Cranberry (2351 words)
  • James Bond/Miss Moneypenny
  • Rated M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsOral Sex, Non-Explicit Sex, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Alcohol, Teasing, Implied/Referenced Fake Character Death

Miss Moneypenny goes above and beyond her job description.

A Little Worse For Wear, Practically Walking On Air (2581 words)
  • James Bond/Miss Moneypenny
  • Rated M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsImplied/Referenced Torture, Non-Explicit Sex, Angst, Depression, Panic Attacks, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Complicated Relationships

After his time in captivity and ensuing quest for revenge, James Bond finally comes home.

You find shelter somewhere in me, I find great comfort in you (970 words)
  • James Bond/Miss Moneypenny
  • Rated M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsOral Sex, Non-Explicit Sex, Open Relationships, Romance

Miss Moneypenny navigates an unexpectedly committed relationship with her favourite secret agent.

Other Brosnan-Inspired

The Finer Things (857 words)
  • James Bond/Alec Trevelyan
  • Rated E
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  • Click for additional tagsOral Sex, Hand Jobs, Alcohol

James Bond enjoys a relaxing evening

Seconds (3926 words)
  • James Bond/Alec Trevelyan, James Bond/Alec Trevelyan/Original Female Character
  • Rated E
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsPre-Canon, Threesome - F/M/M, Smoking, Alcohol, Infidelity, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Casual Sex, Biting, Rough Sex, Violent Sex

James Bond is assigned to assist a slightly junior agent who's in need of Bond's particular skills.

The above is one of my personal favourites that I've written. I was happy with how all the elements of it came together in a little mini-erotic-thriller plotline.

Craig

Razor's Edge (1419 words)
  • James Bond/Eve Moneypenny
  • Rated E
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsLight BDSM, Light Bondage, Straight Razors, Knifeplay, Oral Sex, Casual Sex, Biting

What happens in Macau stays in Macau

Debriefing (1462 words)
  • James Bond/Felix Leiter
  • Rated E
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsAnal Sex, Anal Fingering, Casual Sex, Alcohol, Drug Use, Unconsciousness

After James helps him out on a mission, Felix returns the favour by helping James relax.

Lazenby

What would I ever do without you? (2251 words)
  • James Bond/Miss Moneypenny
  • Rated T
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsEmotional Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Alcohol, Grief/Mourning, Non-Consensual Kissing

Bond seeks comfort after the loss of his wife.

Misc.

I also have one more that isn't tied to any specific plot and could be almost any version of Bond, except I guess not Craig because I named Moneypenny Jane instead of Eve.

What kind of man do you think I am? (1468 words)
  • James Bond/Miss Moneypenny
  • Rated M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Click for additional tagsEstablished Relationship, Open Relationships, Semi-Public Sex, Car Sex, Wall Sex

As Bond prepares for his next mission, Miss Moneypenny bids him a fond farewell.