While sexting with his new fuck buddy Logan, Wade accidentally sends a dick pic to his ex-girlfriend, leading Vanessa down a road of self-reflection about the feelings she still has for him.
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Wade
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SERIOUSLY Wade???
I mean I knew you were immature
But I thought you were at least
slightly above sending
unsolicited dick pics
Not the classiest way to try to
get a girl back
OH MY GOD
shit im so sorry vanessa
would you believe me if i said that was meant for someone else
And now you go for the most classic excuse in the book
im serious
i must have tapped your name by mistake
i wouldnt do that to you on purpose
Uh-huh
So you're suddenly seeing
some mystery girl you've never
mentioned before?
And her name just happens
to be next to mine in
your phone?
sort of something like that yes
I really thought better of
you than that Wade
Learned my lesson again I guess
look
weve been keeping it on the dl
but ill tell you
because i want you to
know i respect you
and it was genuinely an accident
so here we go
i meant to send that to logan
hes in my contacts as wolverine
Oh you WISH
If you're not going to be serious
there's no point in continuing
this conversation
omg i am being serious
plz stop being so mad at me
it was a mistake
if you dont believe me you can ask al
shes the only other person weve told
because you know
close quarters
arrangements need to be made
etc
Okay I'm texting Al right now
If she says you're lying we're
so done with this still
being friends thing
Wait
Can Al text?
Oh yeah she's typing
Al
Hey Al hope you're doing well!
Sorry if this is a REALLY
weird question
But is there something going on
between Wade and Logan?
Wade told me I should ask you
since I didn't believe him
Hello
is this thing on
I hate this fucking speech to text shit
why don't you just call me
it's way easier
and then I don't have to worry about
whether you're actually getting this
or whether the phone is doing
some other random thing instead
remember when phones were just
for talking on the damn phone
and didn't have all this
other shit on them
anyway yeah they fuckin
pointing emoji ok hand emoji
did that work
Ellie
But according to Al he was
actually telling the truth!
Which I was REALLY surprised by
Like not that he's seeing a guy
I knew he was into guys too
He never used to shut up about how
much he wanted to fuck Daniel Craig
in the James Bond movies
But that it's LOGAN of all people
Like talk about a contrast
in personalities
And then the more I thought about it
the more I think it made me
kind of jealous?
Which is really stupid because I'm
the one who broke up with him
I'm supposed to be moving on and
living my best life and all that
I thought I was!
But apparently I can't handle
the news that he found
someone else
Which sucks!
why DID u guys break up anyway
he never really wanted to talk abt it
Oh man
I ask myself that sometimes too
We had a really good thing
going for a while
We were even planning
to start a family
But then it started to seem like he
wasn't really ready for that
I mean I quit doing sex work
Which I was REALLY GOOD AT
Because what kid wants to grow up
with a hooker for a mom right
Like I was willing to sacrifice my
whole career for our future
But meanwhile he's doing
vigilante shit
Like running around beating up
whatever bad guy he thinks
deserves it this week
And I was like how are you going to
do that and take the kids
to soccer practice?
And what if something
happens to you?
And you know him
He's like I'm fine! I'm Deadpool!
I can grow back my limbs!
I'm gonna live forever!
Eventually he did listen and got a
normal job but he fucking hated it
It made him really depressed and
I just felt bad for making him do it
But what ELSE were we going to do
And it was like we just started fighting
about more and more dumb shit
Neither of us was happy anymore
I realized one day I couldn't even
remember the last time
he made me laugh
And I had to be like okay
Clearly this isn't working out
And we're not bringing a baby
into this mess
But fuck it was a hard
decision to make
And I guess I still miss him even
more than I thought I did
I miss the good times before
everything went to shit
And I don't know what to do
damn
sounds rough
Do you think I should talk
to him about it?
I don't know
I don't want to bother him if
he's really moving on now
no offense vanessa
but u have other 30something
straight friends right
like out of everyone u could
choose to talk to abt
ur relationship problems
why r u asking for advice
from a 22 yr old lesbian
LOL
I mean you seem to have your
shit together relationship wise
You and Yukio have been
an item for years right
But also I guess it's because you
know Wade better than most people
I thought maybe you'd
have some insight
i guess i know him well enough to
know hes a force of chaos
theres no changing that
and ive seen other people try
ask colossus about the time he was
an xmen trainee for like
5 seconds sometime
i think if u still have feelings for
him u have to ask urself
can u be happy with him
the way he is
instead of like an imaginary version
of him thats all settled down
bcuz thats not going to happen
hes always going to live his own
fucked up weird life
question is just if u want to be
a part of that life or not
idk does that make any sense
No totally
I think that might actually
be really good advice Ellie
Thanks for listening
might be a moot point tho
since hes probably bouncing on
wolverines dick as we speak
Oh my god
He probably is
sorry were u trying to avoid
thinking about that
Only because it sounds really hot
And I'm trying to do some
serious self-reflection and
not get distracted
cant relate
imagining ur exbf naked makes me
want to vomit
Lol
I guess whether I should tell him
how I feel or not kind of depends
on how serious this thing with
Logan is right
But can I just ask him about that?
Or is that weird
hmm
i might have a plan to find out
What is it?
will send in the troops tmrw morning
and report back
night v
Lol ok
Goodnight Ellie
And thanks again!
npnp
talk 2 u tmrw
Yukio💫💖🫶
hi wade!!!!!!!!
heyyyyyyy sup yukio 💖
i heard you're bouncing on
wolverine's dick!
well first of all
not currently
or else i wouldnt be texting you
but second of all
and possibly most importantly
how many people fucking know
about that
is everyone gossiping behind
our backs
pretty much yeah!
ok great
good to know
any other private info youve
heard about me lately
just ur dick size 😝
well that ones hardly private
its on my wikipedia
anyway how serious are
you and logan!!!
are you gonna propose
are you gonna have
half-wolverine babies
that'd be so cute actually omg 🥺
not sure about that last one since
we dont live in the omegaverse
and uh
actually not sure about any of those
questions come to think of it
sorry i dont have any hot gossip for
you to bring back to negasonic
teenage mutant ninja turtle
actually shouldnt her name be like negasonic young adult warhead
by now
hmm 🤔
doesnt have the same ring to it
i cant blame her for sticking
with what works
young adult warhead 🤣🤣🤣
but what do you mean!
you don't know if you're
serious or not?
yukio have you ever tried having
a talk about your feelings
with mr sexy pouty gruff badass
its not easy
you're forgetting wade!
i'm also dating a sexy pouty
gruff badass 💜
and we manage somehow!
wow i never thought about that
youre telling me shes capable
of saying more than a few
words at a time
expressing an emotion other
than cynicism even
nah
cant picture it
you can't have a relationship without
communicating wade!!!
what are you saying i should ask him
just hit the fucking wolverine
with a "what are we"
why not!
you'll have to talk about it
eventually right
yeah but what if i put it off
as long as possible
thereby getting as much rough
nasty sex as possible
before the inevitable heartbreak
who says it's inevitable!!!
maybe he'll be like omg wade i want
you to be my gay boyfriend 💜
and then you'll be glad you asked!
i mean if anything id be his
pansexual boyfriend
idk sounds pretty gay to me wade!
i guess if anyones allowed to
say that you are
anyway it sounds like you DO
want to be his boyfriend!
no
maybe
dont tell negasonic seventeen
magazine i said that
i'll keep ur secret
IF
you talk to ur man about
your feelings!!!
youre an expert blackmailer yukio
fine
brb
Wolverine✖️🔪😼
hey honey badger ❤️
Hey
Had a great time last night
me too 🔥🥵💦
handcuffs were an inspired idea
Yeah I thought you'd like that
Want to use some ropes next time?
oh hell yeah
cant wait
anyway question for you
Shoot
what are we
What? I don't get it
am i just a fuck buddy to you
or did our road trip through the void
forge a deeper bond
like sam and frodo taking the
ring to mordor
wait bad example
sam married that other hobbit
chick in the end
even though frodo would have
given up EVERYTHING for him
let me start again
if biz markie asked you if
you have a man
would you tell him you only
have a friend
Wade I genuinely do not know
what the fuck you're talking
about right now.
fuck it
logan
do you want to go out sometime
You mean on a date?
yeah
Sure
wait REALLY???
Yes?
How is that surprising to you
didnt know if you liked me
I was literally moaning your name
when I blew my load in your ass
last night
you dont have to LIKE someone
to do that
trust me i should know
Well
I do like you
Even though you're also
extremely annoying
ill take it ❤️
So what do you have in mind
oh about a million different things
at any given time
I meant for our date, dumbass
OH right
oh shit
i hadnt thought that far ahead
kinda figured youd say no tbh
Well tell you what
I'll be home from the garage
in about an hour
So how about you do some thinking
And we'll talk about it then
baby
when you get home
we are NOT just talking
Lol okay
What about Al though
im kicking her out onto the street ❤️
by which i mean convincing her to
take the dog for a nice long walk
that chubby pupper needs
some exercise
Good idea
See you soon for some exercise
of our own then
🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🍆💦🍑
Vanessa💙
Hey Wade
I just wanted to apologize for being
so rude to you the other night
I should have figured sending that
picture was an accident
Instead of jumping to the worst
conclusions and getting mad
about it
oh hey no worries
that was totally my bad
id be pretty annoyed too if someone
sent me a random dick pic
unless it was a really nice dick i guess
or a really weird one
that might be interesting to look at
for purely academic reasons
Haha
And congrats about you and Logan
I was surprised at first but I bet you
actually make a cute couple
thanks!
we're actually like
"official" now
as of pretty recently
I know
Yukio told Ellie and Ellie told me
so THATS all the links in the
gossip chain
Sorry
its okay
i dont really mind you guys knowing
youre some of my best friends
i just felt weird about telling people
at first when it was more casual
and i didnt know if he was okay
with anyone knowing
or if hed be embarrassed or smth
but now i guess thats not a problem
since hes apparently down to be
seen with me in public on our
first real date this weekend!
What's the plan for that?
Skee ball?
no way babe that wouldnt be
the same without you
im actually taking him to see
some community theatre
you wouldnt guess it but hes
really into musicals
hes genuinely excited for a local
attempt at brigadoon
i cant wait to find out how bad
the scottish accents are
Sounds nice
Have fun
thx!
i really hope this works out
for a long time i thought id never find
someone i really clicked with again
but this feels right
Like puzzle pieces
yeah
hey im really glad you and i
are still friends
even though we werent right for
each other as partners in the end
you still mean a lot to me
hey you still there?
it said you were typing for a while
but then the bubble disappeared
Sorry
Just got distracted
I'm glad we're friends too
see you tuesday for pathfinder?
Definitely
Can't wait to kick some goblin ass
sick
have a good night love u bb 💖
You too
Yukio💫💖🫶
yukio!!!
i told you logan actually SAID
he likes me right???
im so gay for him
Ellie
Ellie
I think I really am still in love with him
I'm so fucked