Miscellaneous Other Fandoms

Welcome to the catch-all page for any other fandoms I've been briefly inspired to write one or two works for! In alphabetical order:

Deadpool (Movies)

I wouldn't call myself a Marvel fan by any stretch of the word but I once watched Deadpool & Wolverine and proceeded to go temporarily insane about it.

Paradise by the Dashboard Light (1760 words)

• Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
• Rated E
• Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
• Click for additional tags

  Honda Odyssey Fight Scene in Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024), Car Sex, 69 (Sex Position), Oral Sex, Foot Jobs, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Dark Humour, Choking, Biting

"Why are we even fighting again? Why don't we vent this aggression in a way that's a little less violent? Or maybe still violent, but like, also our dicks are touching?"

with three of us, honey, it's a sideshow (2618 words)

• Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson
• Rated M
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Texting, Epistolary, Love Triangles, Exes, Pansexual Wade Wilson, Jealousy

While sexting with his new fuck buddy Logan, Wade accidentally sends a dick pic to his ex-girlfriend, leading Vanessa down a road of self-reflection about the feelings she still has for him.

The above fic was the original reason I created this website, since I wanted to use HTML to make the fake text messages. The Ao3 version of the fic has screenshots, but you can also view the fancy full version that lets you scroll down on the characters' virtual phones here!

Death Note

A crossover with The X-Files that I had a ton of fun with—what if Mulder and Scully were the FBI agents assigned to work with L on the Kira case? (The joke in the title is that エクス is just a Japanese phonetic translation of the letter X.)

The エクス-Files (16358 words)

• Fox Mulder/Dana Scully
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Mystery, Crossover, Pining, Humor, Non-Graphic Violence, POV Third Person Limited, Non-Explicit Sex, Gun Violence

Raye Penber was busy, so L called the next FBI agent on his contact list

Discworld

I love all of Discworld very much but the one book I ended up writing a little bit about was Raising Steam.

What Happens On The Train To Uberwald Stays On The Train To Uberwald (1828 words)

• Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Book: Raising Steam (Discworld), Light Bondage, Handcuffs, Biting, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Light BDSM, Footnotes, Smoking, Train Sex

While overseeing the Low King's perilous journey home, Vimes receives an unexpected visitor in his train compartment.

Game of Thrones (TV)

How many Sean Bean characters can you spot across my body of work?

Warmth on a Cold Night (551 words)

• Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark
• Rated M
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Married Couple, Married Sex, Oral Sex

Ned Stark shows some appreciation for his wife

Good Omens (TV)

Both of these were inspired by the second season of the TV show.

Maybe it's the heat in here, maybe it's the pressure (559 words)

• Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Pre-Relationship, Pre-Season/Series 02, Angst, Pining

Crowley is living in his car and having a hard time not throwing himself at Aziraphale every second they're anywhere near each other

A Proper Apology (1869 words)

• Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Post-Season/Series 02, POV Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Oral Sex, Depression, Alcohol

Crowley has just barely started putting a new life together when Aziraphale shows up at his door to ask for his help.

Fate/Zero

This was my first ever Yuletide assignment!

Feats of Strength (1236 words)

• Iskandar | Rider & Waver Velvet
• Rated G
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Video & Computer Games, Getting to Know Each Other

Iskandar learns more about video games, and Waver learns more about the bonds between great warriors.

The First Law series by Joe Abercrombie

Glokta is my emotional support war criminal.

You've Got Whatever's Left Of Me To Get (1362 words)

• Sand dan Glokta/Ardee West
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Light Bondage, Married Couple, Trauma, Pregnancy

Scenes from an unexpectedly happy marriage

Confessions (1619 words)

• Sand dan Glokta/Ardee West
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Violence, Face Slapping, Choking, Oral Sex, Married Couple

Arch Lector Glokta enlists his wife's assistance with his work

Jennifer's Body

Another Yuletide assignment!

I Can't Wait To See You In The Flesh (2891 words)

• Jennifer Check & Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Post-Canon, Homophobic Language, Ableist Language, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Attempted Sexual Assault, Murder, Mild Blood, Theft, Haircuts, Non-Graphic Violence, Suicidal Thoughts, Mental Health Issues

On the run after getting her revenge on Low Shoulder, Needy starts hearing Jennifer's voice again.
While it's never been this vivid before, it's not exactly out of the ordinary. Needy used to hear Jennifer's voice in her head all the time, telling her things like which foods would make her fat and which outfits made her look like a total lesbo.
It's not really Jennifer, she assures herself—just a part of her own fucked up subconscious.
Isn't it?

Lord of the Rings (sort of?)

A friend of mine wrote a lovely Regency Period AU of Lord of the Rings called "Foolproof", and I penned two works inspired by that, so they're pretty far removed from the original Tolkien.

A Soldier's Night Off (1346 words)

• Boromir (Son of Denethor II)/Original Female Character
• Rated M
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Non-Explicit Sex, Oral Sex, First Time Blow Jobs, Alternate Universe - Regency

A young military officer meets an intriguing older woman

A Night of Firsts (1530 words)

• Boromir (Son of Denethor II)/Original Female Character
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Wedding Night, First Time, Oral Sex, Romance, Alternate Universe - Regency

A pair of newlyweds take full advantage of their first night alone together

Master and Commander (Movie)

Yuletide 2025!

Subject to the Requirements of the Service (1162 words)

• Jack Aubrey/Stephen Maturin
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Missing Scene, Breaking Up & Making Up, Alcohol

Prevented from visiting the Galapagos Islands by the continuing pursuit of the Acheron, Stephen Maturin temporarily reconsiders his relationship with the stubborn and single-minded Jack Aubrey.

Pathologic 2

This was the first work I ever posted to Ao3, back in 2019! If you left a nice comment I didn't respond to, it's because I barely knew how Ao3 worked then and wasn't really active on it . . . yet.

All I Want Is Someone Who Will Feed Them When I'm Dead And Gone (3485 words)

• Artemiy Burakh/Daniel Dankovskiy
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  POV First Person, Non-Explicit Sex, Kissing, Violence, Gun Violence

The Bachelor is concerned about the Haruspex's health.

Remington Steele

A side effect of the James Bond phase that lasted long enough to earn its own dedicated page.

It's not a lie, my love, if they believe you (1091 words)

• Laura Holt/Remington Steele
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Oral Sex, Sexual Roleplay, Bickering

Laura Holt and Remington Steele celebrate an occasion of questionable significance.

Danger and Dance (3610 words)

• Laura Holt/Remington Steele
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  1990s, Humor, Music, Threats of Violence, Goncharov (1973) References, Jealousy, Sexual Humor, Dancing, Clubbing, Robbery, Stereotypes, Bickering, Secret Identity, Detectives

Laura Holt and Remington Steele are thrust into the dance club culture of the 1990s when a mysterious singer begs them to help her find her missing producer, known only as DJ Crazy Times.

The above is my crackiest crossover to date, a Yuletide assignment I had a lot of fun with.

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

Is hooking up with your adopted sibling from an alternate universe still incest?

You and me in the war of the end times (1075 words)

• Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz
• Rated T
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Klaus Hargreeves & David "Dave" Katz During Vietnam

It was a beautiful night—almost a peaceful one, if you could ignore the soft thrum of helicopters in the distance.

"Dave?" Klaus whispered, one part of him telling himself to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the moment.

"Yeah?"

"What would you say if I told you I was a time traveler?"

Afterparty (1111 words)

• Klaus Hargreeves/Number Two | Ben Hargreeves
• Rated E
• No Archive Warnings Apply
• Click for additional tags

  Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Drunk Sex, Pseudo-Incest, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Mild Blood, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Scratching, Missing Scene

Klaus gets to know the new Ben the night before the end of the world.

The X-Files

See Death Note above for crossover.